a boy who has an (unrequited) crush on me told me I have a “perfect, smokin’ hot bod” today and I literally laughed until I cried and then walked away chuckling
proof that I am a good person? I think yes.
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carly rae jepson - call me maybe
the computer froze AND IT WOULDN’T STOP
C͐ͬ̀́҉̴̠̣̣̮̗̻͉̬͎̥̲̯̼̯͝ͅȂ̴̰̮̙̳͎͙̰͉̪̠͖͕͚̠̝͓̭͂̃͋̆ͭ̏̿̄͂̐̌ͮ̃̓̂́͡L̶̸̴̨̗̘̗̯͉̮͎͖̩̼̱̘̘̜̞̖̪̟̤̊͊̍L̡̢̡̦̮͉ͦ͛͛̆ͩ̎͋̚͟͝ ̴̷̲̞͇͍̮̟͖͍̬̖͇̟̖̰̳̣̘̤̐͆̈́̀͆̃̄͒̐͗͝͞M̨̛͖͚̤̳͊̑́̎̓͊͂̇̌̔̕E̶̗̩̪̍͛ͫ͐̐͑ͨ̍͂͌͒̀͆̑̚͡͞ ̾͆̈ͮͮͭͨ͋͆̅̊̊ͨ̌ͦ҉̶̵͖̺͙͚̬͙̰͚̥̝͟͜ M̞̳̰̻̺̭ͩͮ̅̅̆̉͋͛̔̑̐̈͊ͭ͘A̶͉̤̜͖̞̫͉̲̗̽ͫͭͯ́͞͞Y̷̡̠͉͔̝̦̺̝͕͍͍͍͙̦͙͕̟ͪͮ͒ͦͫ͐͂͘ͅB̬̣̘̙̠̥̝̰͉̭ͤ̓ͬ͑ͨ̈ͤ͛̀̓ͯ̏͛̊ͩ̕͞E̎͊̓̎͑̏ͧ̃̄ͤ͏̵̢̬̗̣̦͚̹̫̠̳͙̬
OH MY GODSFNM
oH MY IFUCKING GOD FIURKEGJER
(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass)
Overheard this exchange during a meet-and-greet where food was offered
- Boy 1: Dude, why the hell do they have nachos and empanadas? It's 8 am.
- Boy 2: I think it's a nice touch.
- Boy 1: Are you EATING nachos?
- Boy 2: I don't know how you like to live, but I for one choose to live más. Taco Bell style.
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